how many pratt architects does it take to dispose of a dead mouse?
if i werent around they would just wait for next day reinforcment.
i shimmied the pour little thing into its brown paper bag.
so after the "you're more of a man than i am" and "of course, she's texan". i got to thinking.
my dad is a hunter..he hunts deer mostly and some boar. i was taken along once and taught to handle and shoot firearms. and at my younger age, we raised chickens, rabbits, and the periodic goat [which we watched get cleaned and butchered]....so maybe i am more of a man [in refernce to the caveman scenerio...since it was a caveman comment].
texan? people say that a lot here. and hell yes i'm texan and im proud of it!
otherwise, im not sure how being texan might pertain to wanting to dispose of a decomposing carcass in my workspace.
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A father watched his daughter playing in the garden. He smiled as he reflected on how sweet and innocent his little girl was. Suddenly, she stopped and stared at the ground. He went over to her and noticed she was looking at two spiders mating.
"Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?" she asked.
"They’re mating," her father replied.
"What do you call the spider on top, Daddy?" she asked.
"That’s a Daddy Longlegs," her father answered.
"So, the other one is a Mommy Longlegs?" the little girl asked.
"No," her father replied. "Both of them are Daddy Longlegs.
The little girl thought for a moment, then she stomped them flat and said, "Well, it might be okay in California and New York, but we’re not having any of that shit in Texas."
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